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  • Remember, Remember the Fourth of November: Behold the Dems’ Top 6 Dumbest Excuses (So Far) for Losing

    11.05.2014 | News | |

    And the “shellacking” is complete! It turns out that all of the polls about this year’s midterm elections were correct, and then some. Republicans administered the largest derriere-whooping to the Democrats that we’ve seen since World War II.

    As all of those Dummycrats have begun to pick themselves up off the floor today, they’re clearly still seeing stars — because we’ve already heard some of the lamest excuses for their defeat that we could have possibly imagined.

    Nope, don’t blame Barack Obama or Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid or any Democrat policy in general; there are plenty of other explanations in Liberal La-La Land. For example…

    #6) Charlie Rangel still thinks voters are racist, despite Tim Scott and Mia Love’s victories:

    #5) Ron Reagan Jr. believes Obamacare is awesome and the voters just didn’t realize it:

    #4) In the Massachusetts race, MSNBC’s Mike Barnicle actually blamed Martha Coakley’s loss on the death of former Mayor Tom Menino:

    #3) Tom Brokaw blames Talk Radio, insisting that radio hosts all believe Obama voters “live in excrement”:

    #2) Bernie Sanders blames the Koch Brothers, claiming that the billionaires have somehow convinced Americans to vote for something they don’t really want:

    #1) And finally, this wisdom from CNN’s Cornell Belcher, who belched this excuse: “The best campaigner our party has — [Barack Obama] — was basically locked away in the White House”:

    Aw, poor Barry. All locked away and no one to play with!


    Matt Fox

    Senior Editor

    Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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