Genius Who Planned To Get Eaten Alive By Giant Anaconda On TV Changes Mind At Last Minute

Darn you, Discovery Channel! You got our hopes up that we would actually be able to witness a tremendous moron intentionally allowing himself to get eaten by a gigantic snake for a reality television program. Instead, the wussy cried out for rescue within mere seconds.

In other words, the Eaten Alive special was a total bust…and a ripoff as well. By the time the beast began to chomp down on nature man Paul Rosolie’s helmet, he had enough, and immediately summoned help to be removed.

At least when a cable network hypes a Nik Wallenda special, the guy actually delivers. We can’t say the same of Rosolie, who sadly didn’t succeed in swimming inside the stomach of a massive anaconda. Since the special was pre-recorded, the outcome was obviously known…yet The Discovery Channel faked us out anyway. Thanks, guys.

See the failed attempt in the clip above.