Genius Who Planned To Get Eaten Alive By Giant Anaconda On TV Changes Mind At Last Minute

12.08.2014 | Matt Fox |

Darn you, Discovery Channel! You got our hopes up that we would actually be able to witness a tremendous moron intentionally allowing himself to get eaten by a gigantic snake for a reality television program. Instead, the wussy cried out for rescue within mere seconds.

In other words, the Eaten Alive special was a total bust…and a ripoff as well. By the time the beast began to chomp down on nature man Paul Rosolie’s helmet, he had enough, and immediately summoned help to be removed.

At least when a cable network hypes a Nik Wallenda special, the guy actually delivers. We can’t say the same of Rosolie, who sadly didn’t succeed in swimming inside the stomach of a massive anaconda. Since the special was pre-recorded, the outcome was obviously known…yet The Discovery Channel faked us out anyway. Thanks, guys.

See the failed attempt in the clip above.

Matt Fox

Senior Editor

Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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