Whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa or Festivus, there’s a good chance you’ll be acquiring a lot of goods this holiday season. But Jerry Seinfeld has one message for you: it’s all trash!
“All things on Earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage,” Jerry explained during a special stand-up set he delivered on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. “Your home is a garbage processing center.”It is indeed true what they say: you can’t take it with you.
Another wise man who realized that? George Carlin:
Happy Holidays, Surgers. May your festive season not be overshadowed by all of your…stuff.
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