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  • Jerry Seinfeld: Everything You Own is “Garbage”!

    Whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa or Festivus, there’s a good chance you’ll be acquiring a lot of goods this holiday season. But Jerry Seinfeld has one message for you: it’s all trash!

    All things on Earth only exist in different stages of becoming garbage,” Jerry explained during a special stand-up set he delivered on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. “Your home is a garbage processing center.”

    It is indeed true what they say: you can’t take it with you.

    Another wise man who realized that? George Carlin:

    Happy Holidays, Surgers. May your festive season not be overshadowed by all of your…stuff.

    Matt Fox

    Senior Editor

    Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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