Barbara Boxer Just Released the Stupidest Retirement Video Ever, But We’ll Accept

Well, here’s one way to say farewell to Washington. Longtime Democrat Senator Barbara Boxer of California has finally decided she’s had enough, and we couldn’t be happier. But she broke that shocking news first in a rather unconventional manner, during a tough-as-nails interview…with her grandson.

That’s right; after all of those decades in Washington, Batty Boxer decided to announce her impending departure from D.C. via a sit-down question-and-answer session with young Zach Rodham, in which she shared touching rhymes like these:

“As long as there are issues and challenges and strife, I will never retire, because that’s the meaning of my life.”

Barbara seems to have an interesting understanding of what the word “retirement” means, but then again, no one has ever accused the good Senator of making an abundance of sense.

Now can someone please get Babs’ fellow Californian Nancy Pelosi a box of tissues, before her tears over this “great loss” melt her entire face off?