Man Stabbed in the Head With Scissors Walks Into Hospital

01.22.2015 | News | Jerome Hudson |

If you’re thinking you’ve had a bad day, at least you didn’t get stabbed in the head.

That’s exactly what happened to Jonas Acevedo Monroy, 32. “Jonas was as always full of high spirits and was being charming with everyone in the bar when one of the locals took umbrage,” Monroy’s friend said, according to the Daily Mirror.

But here’s the kicker: Monroy was stabbed in the head after allegedly offering someone a drink at a bar in Chihuahua, Mexico.

A friend of Monroy’s said he offered to buy a guy a drink, but instead that man pulled out a pair of scissors and stabbed Monroy in the head, the New York Post reports. The scissors pierced his brain.

While Monroy was bleeding from his head, the alleged attacker, Miguel Angel Rodriguez Armendariz, was seen fleeing the bar.

“Staff were very surprised when the two walked in and the man with the scissors in his head shook the receptionist’s hand and said he seemed to have a small problem and would the receptionist mind helping him,” a hospital spokesman said.

“At first we thought it was some sort of joke, but then he fainted and we rushed him into emergency,” the spokesman said. “He had been stabbed in the upper-left side of his skull and the scissors had penetrated his parietal brain lobe. He is lucky to be alive.”

The alleged assailant was arrested shortly after the horrific attack.

Jerome Hudson

Managing Editor

Jerome Hudson has written for numerous national outlets, including The Hill, National Review, and The Atlanta Journal-Constitution and was recognized as one of Florida’s emerging stars, having been included in the list “25 Under 30: Florida’s Rising Young Political Class.” Hudson is a Savannah, Ga. native who currently resides in Florida.

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