Just when you thought you had heard everything, this Daily Beast reporter shares with us a theory to end all theories on the Paris terror attack.

It’s hard to know exactly what to make from the report Dana Kennedy filed after apparently speaking with groups of French Muslims in the “suburbs of France,” but we’ll take her at her word. Kennedy explained on MSNBC that those French Muslims with whom she has spoken believe that the murder of Charlie Hebdo cartoonists was all part of an elaborate scheme by Jews to “make Muslims look bad.”

But not just any Jews.

No, Kennedy cites “magical, shape-shifting Jews” as those whom French Muslims are pointing the finger at in this conspiracy. Nothing odd about that at all. She went on to compliment the “nice” living conditions of those she interviewed, because of course.

Take a look at the report above, and then feel free to comment about any interactions you may have had with a “magical, shape-shifting Jew.” French Muslims may find them scary and evil, but we’d definitely like to meet one.