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  • Whopper: French Muslims Claim Paris Attack Was a Conspiracy By “Magical Shape-Shifting Jews”

    And you thought Leprechauns were the ones to keep your eye out for

    01.13.2015 | |

    Just when you thought you had heard everything, this Daily Beast reporter shares with us a theory to end all theories on the Paris terror attack.

    It’s hard to know exactly what to make from the report Dana Kennedy filed after apparently speaking with groups of French Muslims in the “suburbs of France,” but we’ll take her at her word. Kennedy explained on MSNBC that those French Muslims with whom she has spoken believe that the murder of Charlie Hebdo cartoonists was all part of an elaborate scheme by Jews to “make Muslims look bad.”

    But not just any Jews.

    No, Kennedy cites “magical, shape-shifting Jews” as those whom French Muslims are pointing the finger at in this conspiracy. Nothing odd about that at all. She went on to compliment the “nice” living conditions of those she interviewed, because of course.

    Take a look at the report above, and then feel free to comment about any interactions you may have had with a “magical, shape-shifting Jew.” French Muslims may find them scary and evil, but we’d definitely like to meet one.


    Matt Fox

    Senior Editor

    Fox has history in broadcasting that spans two decades. From his early days as an FM host and club DJ in the mid-90′s to his later experiences in political talk radio, he has always had a knack for combining topical news with his love for popular culture. Those experiences culminated in his position as executive producer for several radio shows featured in the TALKERS Heavy 100. Originally from New York, Fox has made the great pilgrimage down to sunny south Florida.

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