New Dating App Boasts Of Being ‘Tinder’ For The One Percent

It’s good to be king, or at least in this case, it’s good to be rich.

A new dating app called Luxy has emerged that requires male users to earn a minimum of six-figures, which is verified through tax records, but women, as long as they’re hot, can sign up for free.

“It works a lot like Tinder, except this is Tinder minus the poor people,” said Darren Shuster, spokesperson for Luxy.

The male users have to earn $250,000 a year or higher, and once approved, users can bond over the simpler things in life, like Cristal, to see if they have stuff in common.

I may be admitting that I make less than 250k per year, but I’ll just stick to Tinder…seems easier.