Hillary Clinton’s Weird 2016 Campaign Checklist

04.10.2015 | News | Jerome Hudson |

Hillary Clinton is expected to announce her 2016 bid for the Democratic nomination some time in the coming days. But before the big event, the Clinton campaign has released a long checklist full of instructions that are meant to serve as a preparation guideline for her pending 2016 presidential campaign.

The checklist is filled with some fairly normal items like instructions to provide water at spectators’ seats, the organization of picture and autograph lines.

But perhaps the oddest thing on the list is the area that is designated for Hillary’s hands to be washed “immediately” after she passes through the handshake line.

Here’s Hillary’s 2016 campaign checklist:

I’m sure Hillary is going to be shaking a lot of hands over the next 18 months. And sure, no one wants to have baby slobber, sweat, and germs all over their hands.

But anything that makes Hillary look elitist or robotic will be scrutinized, and for good reason.

Hillary Clinton is the corrupt millionaire politician who had the nerve to claim that she left the White House “dead broke.” Her foundation takes donations from country’s with horrific human rights violations, she’s paid her female staffers less than her male staffers for the same work, and now she is putting herself up as the 2016 champion for #YesAllWomen.

One more thing that should be added to Hillary Clinton’s campaign checklist: a concession speech.

Jerome Hudson

Managing Editor

Jerome Hudson has written for numerous national outlets, including The Hill, National Review, and The Atlanta Journal-Constitution and was recognized as one of Florida’s emerging stars, having been included in the list “25 Under 30: Florida’s Rising Young Political Class.” Hudson is a Savannah, Ga. native who currently resides in Florida.

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