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Late Show host David Letterman had some fun on Tuesday night imagining what might be happening along the way of Hillary Clinton’s road trip through Iowa .Clinton is “riding around in a van, following the Grateful Dead or something, I don’t know,” he joked. “She’s trying to show that she’s a woman of the people. A woman of the heartland out there visiting Mr. and Mrs. Front Porch.”
Letterman used his “Top 10” segment to list the “Top 10 things overheard in Hillary Clinton’s [Scooby] van”…
Number 10. Iowa? I thought we were going to see Phish.
Number 9. This is my Van-Ghazi, get it?
Number 8. Did we hit a deer or a hitchhiker?Number 7. Lock the doors, it’s a Republican district.
Number 6. No one wants to sit on your lap, Bill.
Number 5. Polling indicates we should take the Taconic.
Number 4. Am I president yet? Am I president yet?
Number 3. It’s kind of cramped back here with the email server.Number 2. I’ll take campaign donations in gas, grass or ass.
Number 1. Are we pretending to have fun, or what?!
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