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  • We Got Jokes: How Comics Clean Up On Hillary’s Bathroom Email Server

    08.20.2015 | News | |

    Naturally, the news of Hillary Clinton’s server being stored in a bathroom offers plenty of fodder for jokes.

    Fox News host of America’s Newsroom Martha MacCallum asked Mike Huckabee Wednesday for his opinion about the FBI’s allegations of Clinton trying to delete all data from her server.

    “In terms of the FBI saying that they think that she did try, attempt to wipe that server clean, and they do think they can get some of what was on there back, how does this look for her?” MacCallum asked.

    “It looks really bad,” Huckabee replied, “because this is not just a political issue, this is a legal issue. And the fact they found the server was actually in a Denver apartment bathroom, it gives whole new concept to the idea it was wiped clean.”

    “The worst thing that could happen to Hillary is beginning to happen, “ Huckabee he continued. “Her email disaster is becoming the butt of every comedian’s jokes. And that is not a good place for any politician to want to be.”

    Clinton chose a small IT company called Platte River Networks to handle her email servers. The company, which has strong ties to the Democratic Party, was run out of an apartment and its servers were reportedly kept in the bathroom closet.

    Clinton has previously said that her servers were at her home in Chappaqua, New York.

    Radio talk-show host Limbaugh said Hillary herself is now “becoming bathroom humor.”

    “I mean, the jokes here, folks, write themselves,” Limbaugh said Tuesday. “I mean, she’s becoming bathroom humor now—a presidential candidate is becoming bathroom humor.”

    He recounted a long list of one-liners, including:

    • Hillary’s dump of emails is so big, we need a plunger.
    • Those who said Hillary didn’t give a crap about national security were dead wrong.
    • Hillary on the server controversy: “I ain’t no ways turd!”
    • Code name for her server wipe: Ty-D-Bol.
    • Just wiping the server [is now] bathroom humor.
    • Now that her server’s been found in a bathroom, when Hillary says she’s getting to the bottom of this, it takes on a whole new meaning.
    • And you have to wonder, if the American people won’t take this standing up or sitting down.
    • Given the latest news on Hillary’s server in a bathroom, her campaign’s now officially circling the drain.
    • Reports are that Mrs. Clinton’s server was wiped multiple times a day, and a bidet was also used for good measure.
    • When asked about Hillary’s email scandal, Bill Clinton candidly confessed: “Ain’t no way to polish this turd. … I have never seen Hillary so pi–ed off in my life before.”

    Those who said that Hillary didn’t give a crap will national security were dead wrong.

    “I hate to ask … where she stuck the thumb drive,” Limbaugh concluded.

    Sadly, the joke our former Secretary of State made of our national security is no laughing matter.


    Alicia Powe

    Staff Writer

    Alicia Powe is a staff writer for Daily Surge. She worked in the War Room of the Rudy Giuliani Presidential Committee and served as a White House Intern during the George W. Bush administration. Alicia has written for numerous outlets, including Human Events, Media Research Center and Townhall.com.

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