Bill Clinton and His Balloons

The one thing that you must take away from the Democrat National Convention is that BILL CLINTON LOVES BALLOONS… almost as much as he loves late night visits from chubby interns named Monica!

The balloon lobby should jump on this and run with it!

You saw what we did there, didn’t you?

You thought BREAKING NEWS would be something serious like,

Hillary is a complete liar or

How screwed we are as a nation if she wins or

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Who the heck is Tim Kaine anyway?

But no…that’s not it…the most important thing about the DNC convention is…Bill loves balloons.

And really…who doesn’t?

More power to Bill! It must be torture being married to Hillary.

Have fun with those balloons old POTUS!