• Trying to Stay ‘Woke’ Nowadays Can Be So Terribly Confusing

    Surge Summary: Trying to stay up with the latest “woke” priorities can be very confusing. It points to scary things for the future of America.

    by Andrew Allen

    I’m very confused.  Would Peloton sell more bikes if they featured obese transgender-types working out on their Pelotons in Baltimore-esque public housing as Adam Schiff occupies a TV screen in the background beneath a portrait of forever-woke Kaepernick (whose name interestingly borrows the “ae” thing like Caesar’s did, just saying).

    Is there room for a Nike tie-in here? Buy a Peloton, get a pair of Nike shoes manufactured in Chinese forced-labor camps for free just as long as you’re sufficiently woke? #SorryNBAIfThatBothersYou

    Makes one long for the good ole days of gangstas named Corn Pop and a young and crack-free Biden consulting with city janitorial staff on the use of chains to free city pools from a gangsta’s wrath. #AndYetDemocratFrontRunnersIn2020AreOldAndWhiteAndLargelyMale!

    We’ve gone well past the point of “you can’t make this stuff up”…I fear for our future.

    The views here are those of the author and not necessarily Daily Surge. 

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    Andrew Allen (@aandrewallen) grew up in the American southeast and for more than two decades has worked as an information technoloigies professional in various locations around the globe. A former far-left activist, Allen became a conservative in the late 1990s following a lengthy period spent questioning his own worldview. When not working IT-related issues or traveling, Andrew Allen spends his time discovering new ways to bring the pain by exposing the idiocy of liberals and their ideology.

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