• For Your Holiday Pleasure: ‘The 12 Days of Christmas’ … The Joe Biden Version

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    Surge Summary: Here below, the Biden/2022 Version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”.

    by John DeGroff

    I’ve done a 12 Days of Christmas parody before, back in December 2015 and again in November of 2016, during the Obama years.  Obama provided so much that was applicable for the idea of the tune that it was worth repeating.

    If you’re not familiar with the background of “12 Days of Christmas”, it’s what’s known as a counting song.  The original idea is thought to be French in origin and was originally published in 1780 in England.  The popular tune associated with the lyrics is from 1909, credited to Frederick Austin and is derived from an old folk song melody.

    The way things have been going, it just seemed appropriate to give the Joe Biden presidency its own version.   So, for your dining and dancing holiday enjoyment, here is the “12 Days of Christmas, The Joe Biden version. ”

    On the first Day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me….

    A laptop from the very depths of hell.

    On the second day of Christmas, Joe Biden gave to me…

    Two terrible press secretaries

    And a laptop from the very depths of hell

    To save money, time, and space…let’s just go with the rest of the list as is…

    3 scoops of ice cream

    4 vaccine boosters

    5 bucks for gas (the rhyme scheme works so well here, you’ll be singing this for a time…you’re welcome)

    6 feet of social distancing

    7 shady business deals

    8 gender neutral pronouns

    9 hair sniffing incidents

    10 tales of Corn Pop

    11 public gaffes

    12 months of record illegals border crossings

    In closing, thank you all for a great year and for your continued support of this platform.  May God bless you and yours and always remember why and Who we are celebrating.

    The views here are those of the author and not necessarily Daily Surge.

    Originally posted @ Clasdaily.com .

    Image: Adapted from: The White House – https://www.instagram.com/p/_uQ7TTlwcI/, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=96788730

    John DeGroff is the original bass player for the Christian rock band Petra. He currently plays for the band GHF which is comprised of other original members from Petra. DeGroff has extensive experience as a freelance music journalist and newspaper reporter as well as an on-line music reviewer. He is a member of the Gospel Music Hall of Fame and lives in Warsaw, Indiana where he is employed as a care giver for mentally challenged adults.


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