• Are Trey Gowdy and Jim Jordan the Only Real Lawmakers Around?

      When it comes to government incompetence and waste, you can always count on Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) of the House Oversight Committee to get to the bottom of it…or at least to ask the questions that no one else seems to want to ask. Among those questions are the ones …More

    • The Taliban Reality Show: Here’s Your Proof That Terrorists Are True Morons

      A video posted by Independent Journal Review gives us a rare glimpse into the evil — and stupid — lives of Taliban fighters. My first thought upon viewing this was “what kind of a**hole embeds himself with terrorists for a TV documentary? Whoever it is should be helping us blow these bastards to smithereens.” My …More

    • MSNBC is Totally Bummed That the Ottawa Shooting is Being Called a Terrorist Attack

      Only on MSNBC would you find so-called news anchors who are disappointed that the gruesome terrorist attack up in Ottawa, Ontario this week would actually be characterized as…a terrorist attack. They’d rather call it something else. In perhaps the most blatant display of political correctness and head-in-the-sand-itis, Alex Wagner proclaimed, “There are a few folks …More

    • Are You Ready for the Colorado “Erection”? This Democrat Is Clearly Pumped!

      Man, I knew elections could be exciting…but not THIS exciting. You’re looking at Rep. Jared Polis (D-CO) doing a little bit of stumping for his good buddy, Senator Mark Udall (D-CO). “More than just electing Mark Udall — a fine man that I’ve known for much of my life — to the United States Senate, more …More

    • Woman Gouges Her Own Eyes Out, Then Sues the Hospital Who Photographed It

      Not since Oedipus Rex himself have we heard of something so disgusting and literally “eye-opening” as this one. Back in 2012 at the Los Angeles County-USC Medical Center, a woman attempted to commit suicide by gouging her own eyes out with pencils. The suicide attempt failed, but the woman is now — as you might …More

    • Rosie O’Donnell Actually Thinks It’s “Brilliant” To Tie Canada Terror Attack To Gun Violence In America

      On Thursday’s edition of The View, 9/11 truther and co-host Rosie O’Donnell actually agreed with the idea that yesterday’s terrorist attack in Canada directly correlates with American gun crimes. “I get it, but 86 people a day are killed in America with guns. And you know what? That is terrorism here,” said O’Donnell. Attempting to introduce intellect …More